EdgeCurve & Caption Game Gear

To enter, think of a caption for this picture. Put into words a funny interpretation of what is going on. Contest entries are judged on their creativity, cleverness, and overall funny factor.

After 5 years, over 200 rounds, and 10000's of entries, we've read WAY too many captions from you, buy what the heck, let's have some more. We're on round #217 which ends on August 31st, 2009.