WINNING CAPTION:
"This is the winning caption." (Gently waves hand)
by Ed


RUNNER-UP:
"Hello, I am Darth Vader and I want to tell you about eHarmony.com...."
by don cameron

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HONORABLE MENTION:
"The advantage that Mrs. Vader has is that she knows exactly which buttons to push to make Mr. Vader happy."
by Debbie Campbell

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Another lightspeed dating success story."
by Chris Martin

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Few people realize that it was an ugly break-up that really turned a happy-go-lucky Garth Vader to the Dark Side..."
by Scott Wild

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh..."Yes you're lovely" Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh... "with your smile so warm"
Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh...."And your cheeks so soft"
Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh...."There is nothing for me" Whoosh...."but to love you"
Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh...."And the way you look tonight. "
Whoosh-Shhhhhh, Whoosh-Shhhhhh...."
by Jerry Bullock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Darth and Darthena moments after their quickie wedding in a chapel in Las Venus. They were married on the Sith of June."
by Adam Gaha

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Angelina, you're a genius. This is your best disguise ever!" "Thanks Brad, I don't think those jerks will ever recognize us in these! May the force be with us!"
by justin wilshire

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Jeff Green and his wife have been seduced by the dork side of the farce."
by David Gerrold

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Things have never been the same since they legalized same-Sith marriage!"
by Patrick Hardewig

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You know dear its amazing how the paparazzi keep a respectful distance when you cut a few of them in half"
by jeffGreen

HONORABLE MENTION:
"After years of painful characterist persecution, the Vaders now can pass virtually unnoticed among the other citizens of the quiet rural Georgia town where they retired to after their decades of service to the Empire and the Dark Side of The Force. "
by Peter K

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Luke, I am your father. And this is your mother, Carol."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Vader was unsure how to tell her that someone had reported their office romance to HR."
by Preston Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Step on a crack break your mothers back...um..I mean if she hadn't been raped and tortured to death by the sand people that is."
by jeffGreen

HONORABLE MENTION:
"and remember a diamond , unlike a Death Star, is forever"
by jeffGreen

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Have you ever seen two people more suited for one another?"
by barbara

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Red Rover, Red Rover, send the Wookie right over!"
by DJ

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bob and Karen were not going to let the issue of same-Sith marriage deter them."
by thnGA

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Best. Wedding. Ever!"
by Michael Strode

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...when we first met, I couldn't believe how much we had in common.. hatred of the Jedi, taste in clothes, lust for power. I think we will be together until I have to murder him for supreme control of the galaxy. Thank you Sith-Harmony."
by GeorgiaNative

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mom! I don't need to hold your hand to cross the street. Ugh. This is SO embarrassing."
by Preston Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"If there are any here who object to this union, speak now and your planet will be destroyed."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Storm Troopers in Flight! Afternoon Delight! "
by John Darrow

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...and they know exactly how to push each other's buttons!"
by barbara

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ever notice how married people start to look like each other after a while?"
by Patrick Hardewig

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Come to the Dark Side. We have complimentary valet parking. "
by trafficmonkey

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Why did I marry him? Remember how he choked that guy on the first Death Star with just 2 fingers? Now imagine that all over...yeah, that's why I married him."
by henry arpon

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Man, this is embarrassing, Halloween is tomorrow!"
by Bev Sayers

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hey! What's with all the heavy breathing in a public.....oh, nevermind."
by Jerry Bullock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"We met on the internet, but when I heard Lisa's heavy breathing on the phone, I was just hooked."
by Chris Martin

HONORABLE MENTION:
"come on honey, or we will be late for the protest march"
by shary layne

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Basic black still kicks ass."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hi, can we talk to you about the Church Of The Darkside?"
by don cameron

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Awwwwww, Bookends!!!!"
by GalaxyMN

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I don't care what anyway says, these are the best Prom Outfits ever!!!"
by Shelley

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ella Fitzgerald, after having married Lord Vader, was thereafter known as EllaVader"
by Jonathan Rudolph

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The ultimate protection against swine flu"
by Charles Matthews

HONORABLE MENTION:
"We can easily make it to Geonosis you said....there is plenty of fuel in the tie fighter you said...."
by GeorgiaNative

HONORABLE MENTION:
"It could have been worse. We could have landed on a planet of Ewoks."
by David Gerrold

HONORABLE MENTION:
"What these old things? its just hand stitched soft Corinthian leather gathered from every 1976 Chrysler Cordoba existing on Earth, 3 in all "
by jeffGreen

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Luke, it is your father AND mother!"
by Debbie Campbell

OK, OK!:
"C'mon man, pick a caption. It's getting hot under these masks."
by Dave Mattingly