WINNING CAPTION:
"I don't know...it's just so hard to pick the right husband."
by Curt G.


RUNNER-UP:
"Hallmark's next "May your spiritual journey into the unearthly realm of Vishnu be a pleasant one" card."
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Men - you can't live with them, you can't bury them in your backyard."
by Danesha H.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mary, Mary quite contrary...who does your garden grow?"
by Renee R.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Who says in today's enconomy you can't get ahead in your field?"
by Curt G.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And now for news from the science world: "Botanists were extremely excited with the results of a new cross-pollination experiment."
by Tom M.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"
by Shelly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"What did I get myself into last night?"
by Lisa S.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Why buy fertilizer when you can burry someone in the yard and let him supply and endless amount of it for free?"
by Nami A.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Groundhog boy checks for his shadow."
by Stephen F.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Sam was considered to be a budding genius or a blooming idiot--depending on whom you asked."
by Adam G.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Congratulations... It's a BOY!!"
by Vicki

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ok, he's buried. Now you go get the magic marker and I'll get the electric clippers."
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"He loves me... He loves me not..."
by Debbie V. S.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The latest in plant-stem cell research."
by Bryan C.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Dude, this is what I call getting low on grass."
by Connie C.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Well...lets just say that his insurance didn't cover the full burial expense."
by Carla P.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I guess he really doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
by Danesha H.