WINNING CAPTION:
"It's a cool award but you should know I didn't REALLY dismantle an atomic bomb."
by Onob


RUNNER-UP:
"...and in commemoration of U2's hit records, we'd like to present you with this. It's a beautiful tray."
by Andrew Maville

HONORABLE MENTION:
"To Bono, for helping us recognize the importance of naming our streets..."
by dave

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bono accepts the 2005 silliest one word name award, runner-ups Sting, Slash, Moby and Dido had no comment."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Okay Mr. Bono, just sign here, and your soul will be a wholly-owned and licensed subsidiary of Apple Computer, Inc."
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And THAT'S why im not allowed in Sweden anymore."
by Tyler Smith

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You see, it says right here 'four' in Spanish is 'cuatro'. 'fourteen' is 'catorce'."
by Paul W. Orvis IV

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I wonder if I could interest you in our U.N. coupon book, good for discounts for food and lodging in over 200 countries worldwide?"
by Dave J

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mr. Bobbitt? We couldn't really re-attach your son's penis, but we got him this lovely presentation case..."
by DJ

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bono feigned interest in a fans collection of toenail clipings."
by Andrew M

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hey buddy, can you help me? I still can't find what I'm looking for."
by Cassandra Lach

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The signing of the peace treaty between U2 and UB40."
by Michael Parker

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Wot's this then, a f#%$&g wooden ipod? What the f#%k do I need that for? C$%&#...""
by Bitty

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I made it during arts and crafts today."
by andrew

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Well I'm not too sure how this rolling tray and giant joint are going to help end world hunger...but I'll take them."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...and it's made of the highest quality wood from the rain fore... uh... recycled from old acoustic guitars. (Whew.)"
by Wendell Wittler

HONORABLE MENTION:
"As it turns out, the new U2 album will feature a duet with Bono and the leader of Russia's opposition party: Grigory Yavlinski!"
by Mike W

HONORABLE MENTION:
"It's a beautiful engraving, but who's Boner?"
by John Koivula

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Sorry, Bozo is a misprint."
by Holly Pfaff

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ummm, you spelled my name wrong."
by Jon Lefkove

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yes, the shades do make you look a little like Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner."
by G Braden

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You like it? It's the official World Economic Forum iPod, preloaded with over 800 hours of boring speeches..."
by Wendell Wittler

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Congratulations, and here is your diploma. It took you 40 years, but you finally passed high school woodshop class!"
by Tracy Robertson

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bono finally receives coupon for free Fudge Sundae at Dairy Queen."
by Schindla

HONORABLE MENTION:
"This is a picture of the rash I had last summer."
by J. Allred

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I see you have your instructions and here is your new watch. And 006, TRY to blend in with the NORMAL people!"
by Barry Baggott

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bono finally graduates by passing wood shop."
by lawrence

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yea, first I used a heavy grade of sandpaper -- a number 12, I think -- then over the next couple of hours I used finer and finer grits, so that eventually I ended up with this paper-thin piece of wood veneer. Notice the sheen? That's my own concoctionn of bear fat, vaseline, and elbow grease. No, real elbow grease -- I have ecezema."
by Jon G

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Seriously Bono, I got some good stuff here. It will get you high to new 'Elevations' and leave you 'Numb' in the 'Discotheque', know what I mean dawg?"
by Matt L

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You too, (pardon the pun), are now officially over the hill. Here is your certificate and a framed edition of your before and after pics. Congrats!"
by Mary Isaac

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Here you go Mr. Bono..you are the winner of the EdgeCurve Caption Contest. Here is your blank scroll and this lovely piece of wood which our remedial judges glued together just a couple of hours ago..just hold it like this for a couple of days until the glue dries however..those judges are kind of messy..actually my hands are stuck this #@%%# thing!!"
by Louis Brown

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hillary Clinton looks on as Bono accepts yet another award she feels she should have received."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Aw! A fossilized Reagan turt . . . . Fantastic! "
by George Keneborus

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Thought you might like a little something to remember your coke bust, so we framed your arrest warrant."
by Marilyn Wons

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I'll swap you MY two bits of wood for YOUR incredibly large bit of chalk."
by Bigdrunkenfool

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I have acheived great things, an internationally renowned rock star...but all I really want, all I EVER wanted, is a High School diploma."
by Matt Leibowitz

HONORABLE MENTION:
"See it says right there "Unlawful to wear tacky velvet jackets" told you so.... "
by shawn

HONORABLE MENTION:
"For God's sake Bono, you had to wear the purple velvet and green sunglasses, didn't you?"
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Thank you. It really is an honor to win the Checkoslovakian People's Choice Award for best outfit."
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Here...snort a line of this!"
by Jeff Hartzheim

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You see, I wrote this little song for you and me to sing and here's where you come in with "Na-na-naaa, naaa...""
by jerry bullock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You now may choose from any of my daughters."
by lori j.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I made this sunglass case so you can take those hideous glasses off when you are indoors."
by Michael Spohn

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And it says, 'From Bono To A Bozo Bingo Bongo'. Well, how boffo, Bono."
by Hermoine

THANKS FOR PLAYING:
"And this plaque is for most consecutive losing entries in the Edgecurve Captions game. Congratulations."
by David Gerrold