WINNING CAPTION:
"Name's Bob, but my friends call me Shishka."
by Wendell Wittler


RUNNER-UP:
"This is our painless wart removal system, would you like to try our remedy for impotence?"
by Laurie Smith

HONORABLE MENTION:
"When Mom used to tell me that if I kept making that face it would freeze that way, I always assumed she meant on its own. Boy, was I wrong about Mom."
by Michael Parker

HONORABLE MENTION:
"*#%#?! My accupuncturist said that 90% of the time it will relieve pain."
by John Eckroth

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yes, it hurt."
by MaryBeth Isaac

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I went to a foreign country, and all I got were a few lousy piercings."
by Tim N

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my...eyelid, tongue, cheek, anywhere else you would like."
by Michelle Hoekstra

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Thith ith nothing... You thould thee my penith!"
by Bubbaloo

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Tom hoped that somewhere his voodoo doll was in agony."
by T. Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Jimmy decided that maybe knitting wasn't for him after all."
by David Brewster

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Faced with an uncertain economic future, Padibarand knitted his brow in concern...among other things."
by Gwen Lenker

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Has anyone seen my kabob spears?......Oh......"
by Laura

HONORABLE MENTION:
"baseball... baseball... baseball..."
by kelsey c

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Crikey! Today, we'll learn how to use a friendly native as a makeshift compass, always pointing to magnetic north."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"It was at this point that Ted decided to quit his drinking binges."
by Xhin

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I said I could go for a good 'steak' not 'stake'."
by Barth Dather

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Forget that knitting class...I'm going to take up sky diving!"
by Rhonda Mason

HONORABLE MENTION:
"He paid how much for that Indian garb??? Man...they really stuck it to him."
by Michael Parker

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Geezis! The things I have to do to get my picture on the Internet!"
by Peskydang

HONORABLE MENTION:
"No, when we say 'holy', we litterally mean 'holy'."
by judo

HONORABLE MENTION:
"As Scott waits in line for his polio vaccination, he chuckles to himself as he hears the nurse tell each student "this may hurt just a little."
by Jerry Bullock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Not only am I going to kill my travel agent, but TSA is going to have a field day with me."
by jim

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Uh Dr, Chan I dont think this acupuntcure thing is working my face still hurts like hell."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Well, my toothache no longer bothers me.."
by Ted Kraneneberg

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You came to see me just in time, Mr. Anderson. You've got too much iron in your system."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Wow I hate that picture, my hair is such a mess."
by judo

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...and finally, I put thtick M in thlot N, and...hey, thith ithn't how it looked on the infomerthial."
by Jonathan Rudolph

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I should stay away from Grandma when she's angry."
by Lauren Frasco

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I'll never get the hang of these stupid chopsticks."
by Pat Gard

HONORABLE MENTION:
"It was about then that Beemsala started to worry about his Accupuncturists license being written on the back of a Denny's placemat....."
by Angela Downing

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ok, ok, the South Beach is easier, BUT, I'm saving a ton of money on the Stick-to-it diet."
by John Clark

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The clumsy tribesman demonstrated why knitting was often left to the women."
by Warlock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"As you can tell by the uninterested crowd, this is a pretty common thing in Southern Los Angeles."
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...and the young man learned a valuable lesson, vowing to never tease the giant porcupine again..."
by r. hughes

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You've got a little something on your face."
by J. Allred

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Once again...how is this going to help my hemorrhoids?"
by jana

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Okay, so you were driving along, you hit a patch of ice, and then you drove right into a needle factory? What are the odds?"
by Mike W

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yeah? Well you should see the other guy."
by Jonathan Thorn

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Dang! I still can't get a clear FM signal."
by Doug Cullens

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Perfect! Now I can get MTV..."
by Danielle Bozich

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! - pins and needles ... pin and needles!!!!"
by Greg Plank

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Although the Shaman had always caught flying arrows with his teeth to prove the power of his magic, the introduction of the crossbow by missionaries proved his undoing."
by Terry McCormick

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Anwar was always the holiest member of his tribe."
by Jim Crook

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Poker face."
by Kevin Feldman

HONORABLE MENTION:
"That's the last time I join the 'Extreme Knitting Society'..."
by Glenn Russ

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I've been on pins & needles all day! I wonder if I got the job?!"
by Pin Cushion

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ow."
by susi

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Thith'll thow my parenth that I'm old enough to make my own dethithionth."
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Look Mom, no brains!"
by John Shilling

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mom always told me not to run with sharp objects."
by Marilyn Kerns

HONORABLE MENTION:
"So do you think Mom will notice my new piercings?"
by Cate

HONORABLE MENTION:
"This is Bob, demonstrating the ritual of being "Shish ka"d, an ancient art passed down through generations of the Barbee Aborigine Tribe indigenous to the Australian Outback. He is affectionately known as Shish Ka Bob."
by Joan Colglazier

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Dang! That Robin Hood is a good shot!!!"
by Fran P

HONORABLE MENTION:
"People gathered from all around to witness John as he went for the world record of kabob skewers implanted in his face. He lost to the guy that attempted the same but with toothpicks"
by Tara D.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Sheila hated her new job demoing skewers for the GrillKing company..."
by J Palmer

HONORABLE MENTION:
"They said it was a "spearitual" celebration."
by Larry Burge

HONORABLE MENTION:
"How am I supposed to get through the airport now!?"
by Shawn

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Thee thells theethells by the thee-thore"-Winner in Extreme Tongue Twister Challenge 2005"
by Sheila Shynski

HONORABLE MENTION:
"As Bob gave his acceptance speech for winning the prize for Extreme Piercings, the crowd could not understand a word he said."
by Xumadog

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The ultimate "tongue twister"."
by Oscar Zamora

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I really should buy a pin cushion."
by Martha Mantel

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Throw out your cares and worries... put on a happy face."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Don't try this at home."
by Marie Noguerole

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"Thank you EdgeCurve caption editor for showing only a head shot. "
by lawrence