WINNING CAPTION:
"Oh for crying out loud, we just got on the road...Okay, hands up - who else needs to use the bathroom?"
by Glenn Russ


RUNNER-UP:
"That's one reason we're outsourcing jobs to India. The people are easily trained."
by Wendell Wittler

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I don't think I can. I don't think I can."
by David Fallucco

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Peter's first train ride wasn't a very pleasant experience. (Pictured 3rd row down, 139th from right)"
by Tommy W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Please keep your hands and relatives inside the ride at all times."
by Matthew Snodgrass

HONORABLE MENTION:
"There was a shuffle as everybody got ready to moon the border guards."
by JonG

HONORABLE MENTION:
"When you said we had seats near the windows - I thought you meant inside the train."
by Phil Wright

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The commuters were 14 days late getting home after the TSA random bag searches."
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The new India "rolling techical support call center" for Dell Computers was considered a sucess "
by jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Well, when I told you I needed a whole bunch of Indian extras, I thought you understood we were making a Western..."
by Wendell Wittler

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Are you sure you couldn't have thought of another way to stress-test the bridge?"
by Wendell Wittler

THANKS WENDELL:
"And Wendell's not stopping until he has a caption for every person on the train..."
by Wendell Wittler

HONORABLE MENTION:
"When the commuter train to Kashmir pulled into the station, we realized that for the 45,260th consecutive day, they had overbooked it, yet again."
by Peter K

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The Calcutta Express was known for many things. Spaceous legroom wasn't one of them."
by Mike W

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Bill and Margaret found out that apparently 'open air seating' has a different meaning in India."
by J. Allred

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The entire 'not exactly mensa' club takes it's first, and last, roller coaster ride."
by Julie at cci

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The Fear of Flying support group heads for their annual convention."
by Barry Baggott

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The U.S. government once again reduces funding to Amtrak."
by Liz Lambert

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Don't push! Stop shoving me! Oh, wave to the camera everyone!"
by Peggy Doerschuck

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Wave as hard as you can everyone, people writing captions of us and we dont want them to think we're crazy."
by gabriele wood

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Trying to get everyone to pose for this picture was really really hard!!"
by J. Powell

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Some days the train to glory is more crowded than others."
by Ric Marshall

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Beer Run!!! Who's driving?"
by Scott W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"When they say all aboard they mean 'ALL ABOARD'."
by Lynnette Williams

HONORABLE MENTION:
"India's space program has several obvious flaws..."
by bobmitch

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Not everyone caught onto the idea of the train at first, but soon passengers got the hang of it and stopped falling off."
by Lori W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Frowning, the conductor recounted the tickets. No doubt about it, there were more passengers than tickets."
by JonG

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mom, Dad, I need money for a car here at college, the public transportation here sucks."
by Dawn H.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I told you Bashir, that it was lucky we got the early train instead of waiting till rush hour when things really get busy!"
by Phil W

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Passengers were wondering why the 8:30 commuters express was not moving. "Ah, has anyone seen the driver?" one lone voice enquired."
by wally

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Spring Break Rules! Yeah! Hey, where are all the girls?"
by Richard Morgan

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Unfortunately, female attendance at the 'Hot n Wet' Singles Cruise was at an extreme low this year. "
by jr

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Worst. Cruise. Ever."
by Jennifer Maslowski

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Sir your payment information has processed, now would you prefer an aisle, window, roof, windshield, or hang on for dear life seat? "
by Julie aka MIMI

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Now what is the phone booth record?"
by JOHN SWEENEY

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Maybe wrapping the train in flypaper wasn't such a good idea....."
by Davey

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Ouch, that was my foot!!"
by Dick Dufty

HONORABLE MENTION:
"If this is first-class, I'd hate to see coach!"
by Adam Gaha

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Riding "coach" to work on the Bangladesh Express has spearheaded the new surge in home-based businesses throughout India."
by Marlene Goodman

HONORABLE MENTION:
" I'm saving gas while my ******* boss is driving a Hummer!"
by Steven Kennard

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Who knew that EVEYONE would show up for the family reunion!!!"
by Brigid Delien

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hasim's flatuluance was simply too much for most of the passangers."
by Jim Brantley

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Honey the in-laws are here."
by george

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Stanford outsources it football fandom to Microsoft Support Services, Inc."
by 7THSON

HONORABLE MENTION:
"W00-HOO, we're gonna kick Notre Dame's ASS!"
by Jerry D. Bullock

HONORABLE MENTION:
"After being struck by lightening, the Bombay Railway became super magnetized."
by Kevin Feldman

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You idiot, why'd you have to tell them it was a rat?"
by Susan F.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The Little Engine That Couldn't....."
by One Brick Shy

HONORABLE MENTION:
"We asked for window seats, but this is ridiculous!"
by Michael Green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"You shoulda sprung for the first class tickets, Phillip."
by optimom

HONORABLE MENTION:
"India's try at the 1st velcro train was a marginal success at best."
by Cpt. Cranky

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Don't worry honey....they aren't going to stay long and they'll sleep out in the yard. It's only for one night."
by Suzanne Hundley

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Where's the conductor, I haven't bought my ticket yet?"
by James Fiene

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Dear Mom,

Tried to take the Last Train to Clarksville, but the line was overbooked. So, if you get this, don't meet me at the station.

Mike Nesbit"
by Kevin

THE FIRST CAPTION/ENTIRE NEWS STORY ENTRY:
"A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans."
by Scott W.

YES, LOTS OF ENTRIES:
"Next year the committee has decided to get 2 trains to deliver the participants to the Reunion of Captions Never Mentioned on Egdecurve.com..."
by Shelley V

RIP:
"Billy, there's no way we can find Grampa amongst all these people!"
by Gillian