WINNING CAPTION:
"Ground Hong Kong Day."
by Robin Hankin


RUNNER-UP:
"In the divorce settlement, Chen's ex-wife got at least half of everything."
by MikeRowave

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HONORABLE MENTION:
"Tai Ling prooved his schoolyard friends wrong by digging his way to Canada. It just took him 45 years to do it."
by Gatekeeper - AIH

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hey! whats that unzipping noise?"
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Return of the living Fred!!"
by Paul

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Takahiro's pall bearers weren't too amused by his April Fools joke."
by Derek Hiemforth

HONORABLE MENTION:
"If vegetarians plant vegetables, what do humanitarians plant?"
by Dave Mattingly

HONORABLE MENTION:
""No, no... I think this house is too small, even for Tokyo.""
by Derek Hiemforth

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The Korean version of "Whack A Mole" was considerably bloodier than the American version."
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
""Do you guys mind paying for the coffee this time? I'm a little short...""
by MikeRowave

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
by Richard Brandt

HONORABLE MENTION:
"HEY guys this really is quicksand hahaha... funny joke, ok give me a hand here c'mon guys this isn't funny anymore uggggghhh! the more I struggle the more I sink! ok beers on me wwhat do say? h a v i ng t r o u b l e B R E A T H I G!!! YOU BASTARDS! I WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!"
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yeah, um, ok, see this isn't really what I meant when I said I could go for Chinese takeout."
by Jonathan Rudolph

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yo, John, bring that camera over here and get away from the flowers! We need a pic of this guys torso! I hear the other half of him is in next weeks caption game!"
by J Powell

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Believe it or not this actually feels good"
by Stephen Pelissero

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Oh NOOoooo! Not Cedar chips!!! I'm meltinnnnnngggggg!"
by Jeff WIlson

HONORABLE MENTION:
"what you don't see is the other Edgecurvers' laughing as Dave digs his way out!"
by J Powell

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Due to a slight mathematical error Chinese protester Xing Zhou Ping surfaced almost 200 yards short of the Olympic stadium. He was immediately shot dead by Chinese security. His family was sent a bill for the cost of the bullet. "
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"As I said, gentlemen, this eco-friendly compost just keeps giving back to the earth."
by Roberta Temby

HONORABLE MENTION:
"John? Paul? George? Ringo? Guys. I'M SO TIRED. Please DON"T PASS ME BY. I've taken a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR and I've had A HARD DAY'S NIGHT, and ended up here, in THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD. Don't ask me WHY WE DON"T DO IT IN THE ROAD, because can't you see? I already have! In fact, ABBEY ROAD! Now, will one of you HELP!, PLEASE PLEASE ME? Paul said "Okay, I WILL and then LET IT BE." "
by JColglazier

HONORABLE MENTION:
"HA HA you came to my funeral, ive got news for you, i aint dead"
by Steve

HONORABLE MENTION:
"the earth is pooping out a chinese guy!"
by aarom

HONORABLE MENTION:
"This image taken two weeks ago shows the EdgeCurve Captions Game Editor being released from captivity by Iraq insurgents. "
by Preston Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Chan was thankful to fall into the disguised hole as he finally was able to admire everyone's designer shoes without feeling embarassed."
by Christine Fidance

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The result of having saved money by splitting the key DNA in half proved a dissapointment to Professor Yang's clone."
by dave atkins

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Toshiba's President, Atsutoshi Nishida announced on Tuesday, February 19, 2008, that it was to drop its format in the HD DVD 'war' with Sony and Pioneer-backed Blu-ray Disc devices.Following a review of its business, Toshiba said it would stop production of HD DVD players and recorders. Shortly there after in accordance with the strict Bushido code Atsutoshi Nishida was cut in half then beheaded, his head was then stuck to the end of a pike and was placed on the lawn of Toshiba Corporation's headquarters in Hamamatsucho, Tokyo. The rest of his body was left as carrion for the creatures of the woods and assorted evil spirits. "This is the Japanese way" a Toshiba spokesman said."
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
""Okay guys...okay guys...as soon as I find my glasses, I'll tell you more about why you shouldn't do the twist on a crumbling surface...""
by Dennis Schwarz

HONORABLE MENTION:
""Man, I gotta get out of politics. I had no idea it would get this deep.""
by David Gerrold

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mr Hwong's lack of legs and a torso made him a natural shoe shine man."
by Matthew Snodgrass

HONORABLE MENTION:
"This ground is getting warmer...bad Earth, BAD Earth!"
by Ruth Hara

HONORABLE MENTION:
"is this where you apply for the "Thriller" audition?"
by Beepa

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The budget for the new resident evil has been severly cut..."
by Tom Brandon

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Grow amazing five foot tall Chinese people in a season from each little bulb. Just plant and water. Send $19.95 + 7.95 S + H for a package of six."
by Adam Gaha

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The "Men in Black" were on the scene to greet yet another alien."
by Adam Gaha

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The C.I.A. agents were shocked when they found a "mole" in their own backyard!"
by Bill Somes

HONORABLE MENTION:
"It seems that the funeral was a little premature."
by Bill Somes

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Need soldiers for your army? employees for your company? members for your church? $100 per bulb. Sprouting time is only two weeks. Guaranteed to grow."
by CeeBee--AIH

HONORABLE MENTION:
"After losing a close game of Beer Pong to Bush, Kim Jong-il of North Korea is forced to re-enact Saddam's Hussain's Spider-Hole Exit. (Seriously, what did you think they did at the UN?)"
by Preston Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And people called me crazy when I said the chinese are digging a tunnel straight through the center of the Earth."
by Eran Greenberg

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Wow, they took so long to judge the game that we are growing old Japanese men in our garden."
by Rick Wainright

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Old Habits Die Hard: Poncho, who a thousand years ago was cursed and turned into a hamster, returned into his original human body late last year. Alas, despite all eforts of re-acclimation, Poncho still loves to goof around in chopped wood, run endlessly inside wheels and sniff around poeple's hands, much to the amusement of family and friends. "
by AMBR

HONORABLE MENTION:
"...then two arms appeared, but the businessmen stomped on them and Chen told the genie, "I should have quit while I was a head.""
by MikeRowave

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Hello! am I getting through? This is the 5 or 6th time I've had great captions that haven't even made an honorable mention. Oh, by the way nice shoes."
by Tracy

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Nice shoes - come from good cow"
by Marilyn Wons

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Eh, What's up, Doc?"
by Preston Hill

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum, Om Mani Padme Hum"
by Jeff green

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Yes Capitan, we have found the mole."
by Greg Plank

HONORABLE MENTION:
"HONORABLE MENTION:
"I'm taking a picture for next month's EdgeCurve contest. I just killed Jeff Green and planted him, to see if he'll sprout.
by Dave Mattingly"

So that's what Jeff Green looks like."
by Brendan Murphy

THANKS MAN!:
"By the way, thanks for running this contest. I get I kick out of it and it brightens up my day."
by Andy Krebs