WINNING CAPTION:
"Is it chili in here, or is it just me?"
by Rosemary


RUNNER-UP:
"Everyone told George that if he didn't take those things out of his nose, that he would look funny..."
by Tara D.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The latest fad at the spa."
by D.W.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Pass me a roll, please."
by Michelle C.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Vinnie took making full-bodied sauce quite seriously."
by Rick K.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Luke just never seemed to 'connect' with his peers, even in his formative years..."
by Just Mel

HONORABLE MENTION:
"The average person who likes to lie in a tub of beans doesn't realize how much the experience is enhanced by wearing a cap of cinnamon sticks and putting minature ears of corn up one's nose."
by James F.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Who said Bounty was the quicker picker upper?"
by Louis B.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo."
by David G. P.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Not only are the beans baked but (apparently) so is Frank..."
by Mike D.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Experience art!"
by Dave H.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Most people never 'got it' when Jay said that he 'likes to experiment with food...'"
by Mel

HONORABLE MENTION:
"MMM MMM Good! Campbell Soups' new "Dork and Beans.""
by Joe M.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Beans and Frank."
by Kevin F.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"They told me that baked beans help you lose weight..."
by Shary L.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"No stupid - I said bath BEADS not BEANS!"
by Bonbon

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And they said I would never amount to a hill of beans."
by Jeff G.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"Sure it's a time machine, but Richard was never fond of the final stages of preparation."
by Phineas G.

HONORABLE MENTION:
"And for dessert, we have Baked Alaskan.."
by Bouhaki

UMMMM...
"Let's see...Wizard of Oz needs, Tin Man, Scarecrow & Lion....X-Men needs, Wolverine, Magneto, Storm, Cyclops....Justice League needs Superman, Batman - superheros in tights...Damn! Doesn't anyone need "Pork & Beans" man? - Ha - Superman himself couldn't stand up against my Peppi-la-Pue defense!"
by Jerry