“A quote is a controversial and banal literary form invented by an editor trying to fill up space in his newspaper.”

– Unknown

“Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.”

– Unknown

“Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.”

– Irish proverb

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’ best friend. Inside of a dog, it’ too dark to read.”

– Groucho Marx

“A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be over sophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality.”

– Clifton Fadiman

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”

– Gandhi

“It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.”

– George W. Bush

“What luck for rulers that men do not think!”

– Adolf Hitler

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.”

– Oscar Wilde

“The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.”

– Napoleon Bonaparte

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

– Jerry Seinfeld

“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.”

– Henry Ford

“A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.”

– Woodrow Wilson

“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.”

– Charles Kingsley

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

– Ernest Hemingway

“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.”

– George W. Bush

“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it. “

– George W. Bush

“A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.”

– Aristotle